Junk Shot! Top Kill! Those Are Amateur Moves

That's right! And further more, I doubt BP has consulted the world's best experts - that is - unless they've talked to a few pulp mill operators. Those guys can plug up anything. They should be using wood chips, pulp, rejects, lime - you name it - a pulp mill operator can plug it - and plug it tight enough it'll never come unplugged. If you want to add an extra layer on - just throw in a couple of consulting engineers who design pulping systems. That will be the death kill to the gulf oil leak.