Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Word Play

WHOEVER PUT THIS TOGETHER LOVES LANGUAGE and WORD PLAY:

To write with a broken pencil is pointless

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.!

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a
rest.

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