Friday, December 16, 2011

Two Thoughts For Today


In Heaven, the cops are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the lovers are Italian, and it’s all organized by the Swiss.
In Hell, the cops are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it’s all organized by the Italians.
and...
Don’t tease fat kids, they have enough on their plates.

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