Nap Power

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How Can You Complain Now?

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Some Olympic Facts

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How Long Before They Turn Off The Lights?

Twenty years ago, one machine at this mill made $225 million in a year. Today, four of the mill's machines are making less than $36 million. Now, they have shut down one of those machines and laid off 33 workers .  Their announcement said the reason was "market conditions" - which is true. A market that is gone and never coming back. Management can make decisions like Kimberly Clark did 95 years ago to stay in business, or they can slowly manage themselves out of business. Looks like they are on track for the latter.

US Olympic Swim Team Going Viral

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Ready for the Olympics?

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Modern Day "Who's on First"

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. 

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows? 

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. 

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? 

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? 

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? 

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'W' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? Do you have anything I can track my money with? 

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? 

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. At no extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? 

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on 'START'

A Spud What?

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How To Cut a Watermelon

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Mr. Wizard Was Pretty Tough!

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Critical Thinking Skills?

The Colbert Report
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An Amazing Race?

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It's Back!

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Belly Flops

I'm sure you've all done one - that  makes this so hard to watch:

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Making the Person You Are

We can’t control what happens to us, but we can control how we respond.

“I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.” -Charles Swindoll

Your response is what makes you the person that you are.

Charles Swindoll on action and reaction

If You've Never Had One - You Just Don't Know

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Paraprosdokians

PARAPROSDOKIANS!
Figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them)

Examples:

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one  now. 
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.  To steal from many is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. Only my desk is a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually                 another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit - the target.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Why Clemson Summer School Is So Hard!

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Zombie World

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Maybe an Old Papermaker?

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Romantic Men

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Remembering Andy

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Blue Angels

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Example of The State Dance in South Carolina

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Old Myrtle Beach Days

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Eiffel Tower

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Youtube Complaint Department

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Exploding Fire Hydrant

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New Way to Cook Hot Dogs

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Future for Batteries?

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Lady Liberty - Do We Still Believe?

On this 4th of July, take a moment to read again what is inscribed beneath the Statue of Liberty:

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. The wretched refuse of you teamming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"


Do we still believe  this represents the US? If so, it  would be nice to hear a presidential candidate say it!

The Future

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9 Yr. Old Almost As Good As Mr. Frank

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How Do Pain Relievers Work?

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